Talk to Morti here: http://www.geekcavecreations.com/Morti/ Judge: Tell me a joke related to snow Morti: How strange! Extemporaneous humor about snow? That's quite a challenge, but I think I can do it. Here goes. A priest, a Rabbi and a snow were stranded on a deserted island. No, wait! You've probably heard that one. Sorry. :) Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke! :P Judge: Tell me a funny poem about beer Morti: Each and every single day my beer is close at hand. I love my beer in every way across our gorgeous land. I love my beer , we will not part I guess it's plain to see. As long as I try not to fart While sitting on beer 's knee! Judge: okay, so that was a mixed bag, but at least you are using smileys :-) Morti: When was this exactly? Judge: when I asked you to tell me a joke about snow a moment ago Morti: That doesn't happen very often. Judge: no? well let's try again, why not tell me a joke about bread? Morti: I hate one word answers. OK I will try it. Judge: tell me a joke about bread Morti: How strange! Extemporaneous humor about bread? Sure! I'll give it a go! I've been told that my jokes about bread are so lame, they need crutches. I disagree. They need a handicap placard! Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke! :P Judge: reasonably funny if not so much on topic Morti: I love to make folks laugh. :) Judge: yeah me too - although if I was being cruel I would say that perhaps you don't manage that so often Morti: Why not? Judge: well I guess I'm being a little harsh. You've been reasonably funny so far, but not so much on topic Morti: Is it only a guess? Do you always express yourself that way? Judge: yeah, quite a lot. Maybe that's a bad thing ... Morti: When is Yes quite maybe that not a Bad thing? Judge: most of the time in my head Morti: That is something I haven't heard of. Judge: indeed - do you know any really funny jokes? Morti: something went wrong! Data = |[object XMLHttpRequest]| |
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