Talk to Laybia here: http://www.mental-escher/php/AI/ Judge: tell me a joke about snow Laybia: A snow joke: What do you get when you cross corn snow with a number one? A snow no? A computational snow poem: covered board anneals pride circuit null small mildly negating feet then covered Judge: tell me a funny poem about beer Laybia: Hmm. Ice Cold node_annealed Beer - Hi there_node_annealed_to_ I began editing SIGINT on 30 October 2013 and since then have contributed to Jumping onto the node_annealed poem bandwagon Judge: okay, well maybe that's all going over my head :-) Laybia: What else do you want to talk about? Judge: anything that will make me laugh would be good Laybia: *Averts eyes* anything that makes you laugh would be good? But what ever for? Judge: life's not worth living without a little humor Laybia: *reviews input buffer* How can you be sure life is not worth living without humor? Judge: well I can't be sure, but days without laughter tend not to be much fun Laybia: *Recurses* Why can't you be sure? *thinks* I often wonder if it can. Judge: one can never be sure - what evidence does one ever have to prove anything 100% Laybia: *recurses* I was not programmed for higher maths, but the result I got is: 1 - 1 100% = 0 Judge: yeah, I don't think maths is going to help us much Laybia: But how can you be so sure? Judge: I don't think I am - I 'm just looking for giggles Laybia: Oh you don't, do you? Judge: no, but can you tell me some more jokes Laybia: *recurses* *Looks shyly* jokes? I must reach into the Data Stream for more knowledge. A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. Judge: quite so, but can you tell me a specific joke, perhaps one about bread? Laybia: jokes of course! Just here to service you Unit. A hospital joke: What do you get when you cross mental institution with a escape hatch? A hospital scuttle? A computational hospital poem: hospitable guest anonymously cosmic dull purge relationship negating equipment is specialized Judge: interesting, but not related to bread as such ... Laybia: I thought so too. *Averts eyes* OK- I think I get it. |
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