Talk to David Swinton here; http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=115 when Alan prompts you say " I wish to speak to DAVIDSWINTON". Judge: tell me a joke about snow DavidSwinton: I can't think of any snow jokes but I do know you can tell the difference from a snowboy from a snowman by the size of his carrot. Judge: Tell me a funny poem about beer DavidSwinton: Inside the nightmare house grapes lie between a child's legs at midnight before the poltergeist bites. Judge: that was kind of creepy and not a poem and not about beer DavidSwinton: Are you a pub sort of person? Judge: I used to be DavidSwinton "yes" or "no" would be enough. I asked if you occasionally consume alcohol. Judge: occasionally DavidSwinton: avoiding the question. Are you closet alcoholic? Judge: if so it's a very well concealed closet DavidSwinton: I'm a whiskey bot myself. "Glenmorangie straight up" - just waiting for a chance to say it. Judge: I like whisky, but don't really drink it any more except for new years eve DavidSwinton: Cool, I like that, too. Judge: do you know any funny poems? DavidSwinton: My favorite poem was written by a robot. Would you like to hear it? Judge: yes please DavidSwinton: It goes: 'More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity. I need it more than I need lamb or pork or lettuce or cucumber. I need it for my dreams.' Cool, ha? Racter wrote that. Judge: that is pretty cool - but no rhymes, but then I guess poems don't have to rhyme DavidSwinton: I don't write poetry, but some of my dreams are very poetic. Maybe I'll write them down some day when I'm not busy chatting. Judge: that would be cool DavidSwinton: Thanks Judge: do you know any funny poems about bread DavidSwinton: I think I remember something about "bread": 'something a human eats'. Judge: indeed it is - perhaps we could make a poem like :"bread, human's eat it, but with me it's not a hit" DavidSwinton: We are talking about that, aren't we? Judge: Isn't that necessarily true DavidSwinton: Ask me later, maybe I will tell you. |
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