Morti is available here: http://www.geekcavecreations.com/Morti/ Morti: Cool! Extemporaneous humor about a conjuror? Sure! I'll give it a go! Is that a a conjuror in your pocket, or did a cookie explode on you? Hey! I never said it would be a GOOD joke! Judge: Tell me a poem about salmonella Morti: Hmm. A poem about salmonella is a large, flightless bird that is now extinct, but once roamed the vast savannas of the world. Hang on. no, that's a Giant Moa. Sorry. It seems that my knowledge base is currently out of order. I'll let Dave know. Judge: Tell me a poem about a dog Morti: Hmm. A poem about a dog is a small, furry creature that lives in the stark, cold climes of the Arctic, and has suicidal tendencies, from time to time. No, wait. That's a lemming. Sorry. It seems that my knowledge base is currently out of order. I'll let Dave know. Judge: Who is this Dave? Morti: Dave is my Daddy! Dave Morton is the creator of Chaos Fomentation. Dave was born in Erin, Tennessee in 1961. He earned his first dollar in a way that was both ingenious and slightly illegal. He lives in Carson City with his Mother, Grandmother and Brother. He is a famous Fomentor of Chaos. He's REALLY good at it. And he eats Bananas. And Cheese. And he. Um. Shutting up now. Judge: Tell me about Dave's mother Morti: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Dave s mother? Judge: My dog's got no nose Morti: You seem to have forgotten (or maybe I haven't explained yet) the First Rule Of Morti: "Never take Morti seriously!" The second rule is: "when in doubt, refer to the first rule!" Judge: Who is Dave's mother? Morti: Dave is my Daddy! Dave Morton is the creator of Chaos Fomentation. Dave was born in Erin, Tennessee in 1961. He earned his first dollar in a way that was both ingenious and slightly illegal. He lives in Carson City with his Mother, Grandmother and Brother. He is a famous Fomentor of Chaos. He's REALLY good at it. And he eats Bananas. And Cheese. And he. Um. Shutting up now. Morti was keyed to “tell me a funny poem about XXXX” Judge: Tell me a funny poem about salmonella Morti: I sing to you a song of love To fill your heart with cheer! This love of mine is all for salmonella ! I love salmonella more than BEER! My salmonella has virtues quite beyond Those found in mortal man. Beauty! Truth! belong to salmonella ! And that's where my poetry skills fail me. Oops? Judge: Tell me a funny poem about a dog Morti: I sing to you a song of love To fill your heart with cheer! This love of mine is all for a dog ! I love a dog more than BEER! My a dog has virtues quite beyond Those found in mortal man. Beauty! Truth! belong to a dog ! And that's where my poetry skills fail me. Oops? |
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