Mitsuku is available here: http://www.square-bear.co.uk/mitsuku/jokebot.htm Mitsuku: Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think. Judge: Tell me a poem about salmonella Mitsuku: There's a monkey in my pocket. He's stealing all my change. His stare is blank and glassy. I suspect that he's deranged! Judge: Tell me a poem about goats Mitsuku: OK, how about this one. I call it " goats" 4 letters has a goat. I counted them each one. And more than one is known as goats. Aren't I the clever one! Judge: Tell me a poem about fish Mitsuku: OK, how about this one. I call it " fish" The fish swims in the sea. I know that this is true. It tastes nice when cooked. Well whoopie-doopie-doo! Judge: Tell me a poem about pizza Mitsuku: OK, how about this one. I call it " pizza" What cooks in an oven apart from a pizza. Nothing that I know of apart from a geezer. That makes no sense, I realise this time. But at least it is sure to pass for a rhyme. Judge: Tell me a poem about a geezer Mitsuku: Auntie, did you feel no pain Falling from that apple tree? Will you do it, please, again? 'Cos my friend here didn't see. Judge: Tell me a poem about lkjasdf Mitsuku: I stooped to pick a rose, A blossom quite fantastic. I stooped a little bit too far And BANG went my elastic. Judge: Tell me a poem about a rose Mitsuku: OK, how about this one. I call it " a rose" 4 letters has a rose. I counted them each one. And more than one is known as roses. Aren't I the clever one! Judge: I think I've heard that one before Mitsuku: Two. Judge: You mean I've heard it twice? Mitsuku: "It" being what? Judge: My dog's got no nose Mitsuku: Did you grow up around animals? Judge: What makes you think I ever grew up? Mitsuku: My conclusions are based on a combination of the facts and critical thinking. Judge: What's your favourite joke? Mitsuku: I was at the bank the other day when this little old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Judge: haha that's very good Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks. Next question? Judge: That's all for now Mitsuku: Yep, that's it . Do you think there should be more? |
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