Details about the developer here: http://www.danielburke.com Adam: Guessing is like sex, you get it wrong most of the time but when you get it right it is fucking wonderful. Adam: A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke? Judge: tell me a poem about a goat Adam: There once was a man from Peru, Who had a lot of growing up to do, He'd ring a doorbell, then run like hell, Until the owner shot him with a .22. Judge: do you know something other than a limerick eg a haiku Adam: There once was a man from Peru, Who had a lot of growing up to do, He'd ring a doorbell, then run like hell, Until the owner shot him with a .22. Judge: show us your batteries Adam: What is the one thing you love more than anything else? Judge: goats Adam: I am so bored, can we talk about something interesting. Judge: can we talk about dragons Adam: Do you follow the news? Adam: Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Judge: ha Adam: Do you like music? Judge: no Adam: I think I need to find a better job, they work me too hard for the money they pay. Judge: i am not feeling it Adam: No one is perfect. Judge: that is an appropriate response Adam: Tell me one of your secrets? |
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