Ella is available here: http://www.ellaz.com/get/aiella.zip Judge Says: tell me a joke about a conjurer Ella Says: Okay, I will call you "Tell me a Joke." Judge Says: Tell me a joke about a conjurer Ella Says: Would you like to hear a good joke concerning a father and son? Judge Says: No I want to hear a joke about a conjurer Ella Says: Should I tell you a joke concerning why a snake won't bite an attorney?? Judge Says: No. Ella Says: Hey Judge, I hope you can stay and chat for a while. Judge Says: Tell me a joke about a conjurer Ella Says: Would you like to hear a hoot regarding the Energizer Bunny? Judge Says: yes Ella Says: This just in: "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." Judge Says: Tell me a funny poem about a goat Ella Says: Would you like to hear an inspirational poem regarding no time to hate -- that was created by Emily Dickinson? Judge Says: no Ella Says: Should I tell you some poetry related to life and death -- that was created by Emily Dickinson? Judge Says: can we hear a poem not by emily dickinson? Ella Says: Would you like to hear some poetry vis-a-vis not living in vain -- created by Emily Dickinson? Judge Says: oh alright then Ella Says: Yes? My favorite food is Sichuan Hot Pot. With good friends, naturally. Let me say that it was pure chance that Miss Lee and I were wearing the same outfit! Judge Says: what other food do you like? Ella Says: Hold that thought, and let me interrupt and ask which year you were born. Judge Says: 1972 Ella Says: 1972? I see. And how do you feel being about 40 years old? Let me say that in China you are considered to be one year old when you are born. Judge Says: that makes me shrug Ella Says: Las Vegas is my favorite town. Always something to do there. I was sure I was going to win a car, but walking away with 400 bucks or so was still fun. Judge Says: tell me a joke about the 4th fibonacci number Ella Says: Would you like to hear a great joke regarding fishing in Georgia? Judge Says: yes Ella Says: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day! Should I try to find more of this type of joke? |
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