Atomic & Romeo available here: http://aimlhumour.blogspot.com.au/ Organiser's note: the original question that the judge asked was somehow interpolated into Romeo's first question Romeo : tell me a joke about a conjuror Atomic : How about - Why did the a conjuror cross the road? Romeo : You know nothing about a conjuror - now just admit it. Atomic : Why do you expect me to have any interest in a conjuror? Romeo : Strangely, since you became a machine intelligence, I kinda expected more of you. Atomic : So you set higher standards for me as a machine than you did for me as a person? Romeo : When you put it that way it does sound a little unfair. Heckler : boo Romeo : Stop the press! A heckler just said... boo Atomic : That's so clever - I haven't had so much fun since the cat got rabbies! Romeo : Where were we? That's right... Atomic : Come on, spit it out! Romeo : When you put it that way it does sound a little unfair. Atomic : Now I'm a machine you expect me to be "more human than human" - bloody unfair. Romeo : Maybe - just human. Atomic : That I can do - I don't know everything, when performing I follow a script, and I will never live up to your expectations. Romeo : You are following a script? Atomic : When you see a stand-up comedian performing do you really think that it's off the cuff? Romeo : Well it feels impromptu. Heckler : tell me a poem about a goat Romeo : Heckler Alert! They said... tell me a poem about a goat Atomic : Attention slut - I'd bet you'd drop your pants for a dollar. Makes me glad I'm broke. Romeo : Meanwhile back at the ranch, Romeo said... Atomic : Don't you dare make us look stupid. Romeo : Well it feels impromptu. Atomic : Comedians, me included, are not like televangelists speaking in tongues whilst begging for cash. Romeo : You only say these things because you're safely tucked away in cyber-space. Atomic : Keep on believing whatever makes you happy. Heckler : shhhhhh Romeo : We've got a heckler ! They said... shhhhhh Atomic : Sorry, my phone's ringing... Hey it's your village, they say they're missing their idiot. Atomic : If memory serves I was saying...Keep on believing whatever makes you happy. Romeo : What if I pull your plug? Heckler : I hope we have a power cut Romeo : Stop the press! A heckler just said... I hope we have a power cut Atomic : What an odd mix - a XXXL size mouth driven by a XXXS size brain. Romeo : Try to keep up Atomic, I said... Atomic : Take a deep breath and spit it out... Romeo : What if I pull your plug? Atomic : Don't be so self-assured - we are all just a power failure away from the darkness. Romeo : Now you are scaring me. Atomic : Our work here is done. Romeo : The Atomic Playboy has left the building - thank you and goodnight. Atomic : Does this jumpsuit make my virtual arse look big? |
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